Queuing’s great. It’s orderly and polite. It’s fair. I bloody love queuing. You know what I don’t like? Queues that stretch across the entire width of the pavement.
It’s splendid that you’ve all formed an orderly line whilst waiting to get some cash out – really it is – but can you see how you have essentially created a barrier of human beings that prevents pedestrians from, you know, walking down the street? No? That’s because you’re all pricks. Queue down the side of the building for Christ’s sake.